A friend of mine emailed me this prayer. I almost laughed out loud but sine I was in class, I kept it inside. There is a second part to this email, the Guy's Prayer, however, I felt it was slightly inappropriate to but on my blog.
Gal's Prayer,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
The jist of the guy's prayer was the complete opposite of the above ;-)
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